She's JV to your varsity
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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