Im at strip club and am horny
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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