Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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