so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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