I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
