I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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