maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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