one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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