My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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