YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
send nudes
from the living room?
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