What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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