my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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