so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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