i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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