Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
vagina is talking i cant
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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