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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.

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• (213): View more from California

  I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills

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• (210): View more from Texas

  She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.

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• (450): View more from Quebec

  I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.

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  I hate that cat.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Really need a jack off emoji

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  Who do we write to about that?

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