shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.