how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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