the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
