I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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