i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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