I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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