Your tits are I can't wait for
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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