after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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