the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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