Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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