TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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