my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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