fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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