i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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