K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
