at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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