my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I've blown a few things in my day
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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