Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
His nipple licking is glorious
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