I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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