Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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