So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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