Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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