carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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