I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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