whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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