North Korea, Best Korea!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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