Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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