I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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