This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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