and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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