you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
