i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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