I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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