i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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