grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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