every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guiltđ
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
He sang the chorus to âInside of youâ by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldnât even be mad, that probably took talent
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