There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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