Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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