I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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