doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
someone owes me an orgasm
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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