I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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